May 2013
“I want to know you moved and breathed in the same world with me.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
Watchcliterallysame:
this is my favorite video on this website
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
jerkidiot:
can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore
rnilkbreath:
rnilkbreath:
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
3 tags
tinychatter:
“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
analmermaidprincess:
analmermaidprincess:
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
180mph:
genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
what's your favorite type of machine to use at the...
314eater:
the vending machine
3 tags
this ap physics exam tomorrow is going to shit on me
princesstoaster:
*sends nudes*
reply: your room is messy
darrynek:
hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
sherlockisthenight:
apps that don’t turn sideways when you lay down
1 tag
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
