I want to know you moved and breathed in the same world with me.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
cliterallysame: this is my favorite video on this website
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
jerkidiot: can you guys just make me famous so i don’t have to do well in school anymore
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u fuckers told
tinychatter: “honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
180mph: genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
what's your favorite type of machine to use at the...
314eater: the vending machine
this ap physics exam tomorrow is going to shit on me
princesstoaster: *sends nudes* reply: your room is messy
darrynek: hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go
sherlockisthenight: apps that don’t turn sideways when you lay down
darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto