April 2012
saying bye on facebook
and going on tumblr
yolo
2 tags
some person at 12pm: hey
me: april fools
just hella jammin’ out to old songs at my cousin’s
BY MYSELF
AND MY AUNT THINKS I’VE GONE MAD
KISSSSS ME THRUUUU DAAAA PHONEEEEEEEEE
6 weeks ago: temple run
5 weeks ago: cinnamon challenge
4 weeks ago: yolo
3 weeks ago: kony
2 weeks ago: draw something
1 week ago: the hunger games
this week: the lotto
shavingryansprivates:
i hope that tomorrow my mom calls me and says “april fools, you were actually aborted” and suddenly reality collapses and i never existed
brilliance
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
March 2012
